Why...is that a lee press on nail!?

Nope it's not...

WARNING: Let me just start this blog off by saying that anyone who knows me knows that I am not known for having dainty cute feet. With that being said I will carry on will my story...

The Tale of the Missing Golden Toenail.

One morning not so long ago a girl named Nina was walking around barefoot when she stopped to admire her beautiful golden toenails in the florescent light of her kitchen as her giant foot rested on the luxurious linoleum floor. But to her surprise one of her toes was not shiny like the others! What had happend through out the night to make such a thing happen? It was a mystery. But it was not a mystery for long because her prince, Brent, walked out of the bedroom holding a shiny gold toenail in his hand. He said, "Dear Princess, I think this fell off of your big fat foot. That's really gross...let's keep it!"
The golden toenail in all of its glowing glory.

Ah Ha! It's a perfect match, I'm just like Cinderella...sort of.

P.S. We didn't really keep it.

The End