Day 23:

Alice in Wonderland.

Chasing after a little rabbit.

It's funny because I took this picture earlier today. Little did I know I would end up feeling like her after finishing a creative writing assignment. We had to make a poem out of a bunch of lists we made. The lists included things you believed, things you didn't believe, things you would never do and rules you live by. My poem ended up being a list with out numbers. It came out sounding like SNL's "Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy". It makes me crack up everytime I read it. Here it is.

"Thought Bombs" by Nina Gwyn

I think...
God made gay people as a way of preventing over population,
cutting us a break from disease, war and famine.

If you looked inside an extremely artistic person’s brain it would be scary.
It would be like looking into a tornado of ideas fighting to be set free in some sort expression.

People who wear headphones in the gym are twice as likely to fart because they can’t hear themselves do it.

A dance off is the best way to resolve a dispute.

Life would suck with out music.
What would motivate us?

A person’s internal monologue never grows older than 18.

People can only be truly happy when they are completely honest with themselves.
Then they have to embrace that honesty even if it’s less flattering than the lie they were telling themselves in the first place.

Men have a hormone cycle of their own that makes them just at bitchy as women.
We can call it P.M.S. Pissy Man Syndrom.

I wouldn’t survive without friendship.

All religions should be respected equally no matter how different they are.
What they all have in common is the search for something bigger than themselves.

Each phase of your life comes in a different flavor.
When you remember that phase you can taste that flavor.

When people fall in love with each other they are actually falling in love with the way that other person sees them. Essentially, they are falling in love with themselves.

The sun is good for you.
Being kissed by the sun makes you glow from the inside out.

Never...
Hate someone because they have something you want.
Jealousy is nothing but a burden.

Doubt what you are capable of.
The only person that can hold you back is you.

Be ashamed of how you feel.
Just be ashamed of how you react to how you feel.

Stifle a laugh.
You should embrace it until your eyes are nothing but slits and you are on the verge of peeing in your pants.

Wait on someone else to make you happy.
You have to go get your’s or it won’t be done right.

Be afraid to find inspiration from other people’s work.

My empathy prevents me from...
Abusing a child.
The thought of it makes me sick.

Cheating on my husband.
Hurting him like that would hurt me more.
Even if I never got caught.

Committing suicide.
When you’re that low you have nothing to lose.
Go do something drastic and in the process you’ll probably realize what living feels like again.
This way you won’t bring people down with you.

Being mean on purpose.
It only leads to more feelings of unrest.

Giving up on someone as a friend.
You never know when you’ll need someone to do the same for you.